A little polar bear goes to his father and says, "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?" Dad replies, "I don't know son, go ask your mother." So the little polar bear finds his mom and asks, "Am I 100% polar bear?" Mom thinks about it for a while and says, "Well, I'm a polar bear and your father is a polar bear. All your grandparents, aunts and uncles are polar bears. I'd say it's a safe bet you are 100% polar bear. Why do you ask?" To which the little polar bear shouts, "Because I'm fucking freezing!"
Post by itinerantchild on Feb 16, 2021 22:10:45 GMT
A Welshman walks into his bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in bed reading a book says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep not a cow!"
The man turns to the sheep and chuckles, "She thinks I'm talking to her.
There could be just one shot at enjoying your life,enjoy it whilst you can and help others do the same :-)
Young lad gets a job in an undertakers laying out bodies. After his first solo nightshift he says to his supervisor "that old lady who was brought in last night has a prawn between her legs" Supervisor looks & says "that's not a prawn lad, its called a clitoris" Lad says "Oh, well it tastes like a prawn!".....😨