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Post by NomadCris on Jan 25, 2019 22:38:32 GMT
It takes you 25 mins to get in your car and then you realise you need the toilet again.
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Post by NomadCris on Jan 25, 2019 22:39:36 GMT
No ones ever heard of any of the cars or bikes you owned when you were young.
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Post by NomadCris on Jan 25, 2019 22:51:29 GMT
You dare not have a cup of tea before you go shopping because youll spend the entire trip looking for toilets.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2019 22:57:57 GMT
Piles are no longer a joking matter.
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Post by boaty on Jan 26, 2019 0:59:33 GMT
....your partner goes to bed, and you stay downstairs because you want to see how the film ends...
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Post by fenrisulfr on Jan 26, 2019 8:23:00 GMT
You now think twice about farting............
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Post by fenrisulfr on Jan 26, 2019 8:30:37 GMT
When you see a fit pensioner and think about getting off with her.
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Post by fenrisulfr on Jan 26, 2019 8:36:16 GMT
Clarkes shoes start looking good and you now stand on the roadside with that scary Wallace and Gromett smile that makes arseholes on bikes ride around you instead of into you.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2019 12:08:02 GMT
When you see a fit pensioner and think about getting off with her. Or your standards have dropped from "That's a fine looking chap/chapess*" to, " Do they smell of wee? No? Excellent!" 😂😂😂 *delete as appropriate. |
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Post by fenrisulfr on Jan 26, 2019 13:28:03 GMT
when talking dirty only means comparing incontinence pads.
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Post by bigbear67 on Jan 26, 2019 13:46:59 GMT
It takes you 25 mins to get in your car and then you realise you need the toilet again. It takes 25 mins to get in your car then you can't remember where you were going! |
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Post by nicklincs on Jan 26, 2019 20:00:05 GMT
You go to the garden centre and have a cup of tea as a trip out
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2019 21:36:39 GMT
Not that old Nick , you are still making trips out !
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Post by NomadCris on Jan 26, 2019 21:53:30 GMT
You spend all day browsing medical aids and mobility scooters.
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Post by NomadCris on Jan 26, 2019 21:55:51 GMT
You spend all day everyday on the bus usung your new free bus pass in case it runs out.
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