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Post by bernie on Mar 2, 2019 11:45:12 GMT
A true "You know you are getting old when" story
Driving back from Bristol to London along the M4 in the dark last night, the radio loses the signal (as it does) and the radio starts auto searching for another station. It find one and I drive along listening to it for a while thinking "this is not bad...…"
So I look down to see what station it was, it was SMOOTH!
There goes my cred
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2019 20:37:26 GMT
You remember Alias Smith and Jones !
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Post by bernie on Mar 5, 2019 23:19:33 GMT
You remember Alias Smith and Jones ! Yes I do, FFS I can remember Bill and Ben! now that is old!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2019 7:32:14 GMT
I was thinking about dinner , and Kid Curry came to mind ...'Of all the banks they robbed , they never killed anyone ' or something like that! Fuck , now I am remembering Pinky and Perky , at least Bill and Ben had a little weed
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Post by valdez on Mar 6, 2019 22:45:26 GMT
talking to a bloke he was telling me about his mountain bike it cost more than my first house
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Post by wanderingwill on Mar 7, 2019 14:16:46 GMT
this makes me feel old ...also where it all went wrong
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Post by patchypete on Mar 7, 2019 19:01:15 GMT
You know you’re getting old ..... when my kids once asked me what I watched on video when I was a kid, and I replied that videos hadn’t been invented
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Post by itinerantchild on Mar 7, 2019 19:36:01 GMT
You know you are getting old when you find sorting out ivy is tiring !!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2019 19:47:30 GMT
Viagra should see Ivy getting the sorting of her life !
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Post by itinerantchild on Mar 7, 2019 19:55:39 GMT
That sounds like a stiff ask !!
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Post by patchypete on Mar 8, 2019 7:33:22 GMT
You know you’re getting old when .... You start receiving booklets and letters from CHUMS
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 8:58:27 GMT
Had to google that Pete , looks good stuff , though one of their models looks a bit like Rolf Harris which is off putting . I get mail from SAGA on a regular basis , fuck knows where they get there addresses , as the name is correct for me , but the house name was from 30 odd years back. Its handy for lighting the fire though as we don't get any free press round here , and helps keep the postman in a job .
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Post by bernie on Mar 8, 2019 9:23:47 GMT
You know you are getting old when people you haven't actually seen for years still send you Christmas cards with round robins in them
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Post by itinerantchild on Mar 8, 2019 13:08:30 GMT
You know you are getting old when you have got state of the art stereo equipment and never turn it up past number 3 !!
Do not worry though that is not me. I blame the arthriis for not being able to turn the knob down ( no knob jokes please ) ;-)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 13:14:27 GMT
We would never joke about such a serious thing as your knob, Fly. 😎
I've never been able to cope with loudness of anything, including music. Even as a teen I used to turn the radiogram (remember them?) down as low as it would go. Whereas I love music and always have, I have taken earplugs to live gigs, and used them.
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