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Post by wanderingwill on Apr 8, 2019 14:16:50 GMT
when your girlfriend is 48 and keeps calling you a silly old sod !!!! and your daughters dont approve and remind you of your age.. now where did i put those viagra ..well it made her laugh anyway
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Post by bernie on Apr 8, 2019 15:00:27 GMT
When people start getting up to offer you their seat on the bus!!!!! Happened to me, I thought FFS I must look old
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Post by VanWoman84 on Apr 8, 2019 15:25:45 GMT
Just don't go on buses Bernie! It works for me...
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Post by bernie on Apr 8, 2019 16:44:41 GMT
Just don't go on buses Bernie! It works for me... Ah but I've got a free bus and train pass, I go everywhere on it. Saves me a fortune oh s*** that's another one...………….. You know you are getting old when you can go everywhere for nothing on a free bus and train pass...…….. |
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Post by NomadCris on Apr 8, 2019 20:12:49 GMT
I dont go on buses,its a fiver to town one way.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2019 23:37:18 GMT
I dont go on buses,its a fiver to town one way. Same here, Cris. Plus there are only two buses a day which don't actually give you time to do what you need. |
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Post by cricket on Apr 9, 2019 1:18:25 GMT
when your offered sex but wonder what to have for dinner doesnt that depend on whats offered and how?Strawberry trifle served on a ticklish chest would encourage most to dump the zimmer and neck some viagra surely?  As for a bus pass,there is one once a week near me which gives one hour only in all the shops.The bacteria...all the publics unwashed unknown activities, hands all over,never cleaned ,crawling with ecoli,strep and flu germs...arrghh.I got this far,germs are more of a concern nowadays.You cant get germs from fresh trifle tho. |
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Post by cornishharry on Apr 9, 2019 2:07:59 GMT
but alas the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak, perhaps if the trifle was on your chest i might be willing,i do profess a weakness where trifle is concerned
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Post by bernie on Apr 9, 2019 4:38:31 GMT
when your offered sex but wonder what to have for dinner I tend to find offers of sex usually follow a nice romantic dinner. You know you are getting old then when your first thought on such an occasion is "this is going to play hell with my heartburn" |
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Post by patchypete on Apr 9, 2019 18:46:47 GMT
When I remember going to my grandparents, who had an out side loo, consisting of a bucket with a seat, the bucket was emptied into a pre dug trench in the veg garden, ( no cesspit there ) and then covered over, later on crops were planted, then consumed.
Imagine if everyone in the country had to do that today.
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Post by bernie on Apr 9, 2019 21:26:11 GMT
When I remember going to my grandparents, who had an out side loo, consisting of a bucket with a seat, the bucket was emptied into a pre dug trench in the veg garden, ( no cesspit there ) and then covered over, later on crops were planted, then consumed. Imagine if everyone in the country had to do that today. My mother was evacuated to Wales during the war. The woman she was evacuated to became a sort of adopted grandmother to us known as "Ma" she lived in a big rambling old house near the heads of the valleys road. they had an earth closet in the garden (a latrine effectively) a little shed which moved around, so every year when we visited it was in a different place. Their garden was one big vegetable patch but they grew very good vegetables. |
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Post by cornishharry on Apr 9, 2019 22:00:50 GMT
grew up using an earth closet, basically a slate lined pit in it,s own stone built shed, when full two guys from the village came up and dug it out,
b.t.w they also grew giant onions which won the village fete every year? go figure
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Post by patchypete on Apr 10, 2019 18:21:21 GMT
Bit of a waste, flushing it away isn’t it ?
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Post by bernie on Apr 10, 2019 22:16:03 GMT
Bit of a waste, flushing it away isn’t it ? Well yes but it still ends up as fertiliser somewhere else I guess? |
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Post by cornishharry on Apr 11, 2019 7:30:38 GMT
when you need 8 hours sleep but only have a 4 hour bladder
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As for a bus pass,there is one once a week near me which gives one hour only in all the shops.The bacteria...all the publics unwashed unknown activities, hands all over,never cleaned ,crawling with ecoli,strep and flu germs...arrghh.I got this far,germs are more of a concern nowadays.You cant get germs from fresh trifle tho. 