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I learnt I’ve become a grandad again, to a little boy this time 🙂

Congrats Pete!

I Be Learning Today This Day Be That Especially Be When Schools Summer Holidays Are Here That NOOOO Matter How Many Times Little Children’s Mother’s/Parents/Family Etc Tell Them
“To Stop Staring /Looking At The Lady” Or “You Shouldn’t Of Just Touched The Ladies Hair Its Rude To Do That Etc Etc
That It’s NEVER Going To Stop Them When I Be Shopping Or Standing In Long Queues HAHAHAHA

But Truly I Not Mind Or Care About It Or Find It Rude Or Uncomfortable As I Love Children’s Pure Minds And There Naturall Pure Thinking Of Reaching Out Exploring And Touching What They See That There Thinking Minds Want To Learn And Understand Things By Way Of Touch Or Questions Asking Of What They See And Are Naturally Curious

I Can Understand Cos Okayyyy Yep I Be Different In Look In Both Hair And Skin And Clothing From What They Usually See Around Them HAHAHA
As Yes My Long Hair Be Very Long And Snow White With Teenie Braids Scattered Amongst It With Pretty Symbol And Signs Teenie Beads Woven Into The Braids And Some Few Feathers And A Few Small Wild Flowers In My Hair And They Say My Hair Sort Of Shimmers Im Be Told By Friends HAHAHA
AND Then Added To That Is My What You Could Say White As Snow Matching Skin HAHAHAHA ... But Strangely Though I Have Dark Brows And Lashes HAHAHA Snd My Blue Changing Colour Eyes HAHAHA

Then On Top Of All That As That Isn’t Enough To Make Little Children GAWP HAHAHA Is My Bright Coloured Clothes And Beads And Bangles From Around My Pretty Ankles Chains To Wrists Cuffs And Upper Arm Cuffs Snd Beads And Bangles Etc HAHAHA ...

So Off Course I Must Look Like A Sweet And Draw Little Children Like Moths To A Flame HEHEHE Asking “Am I A Fairy Or A Fairy Warrior Queen Or Am I Magic Etc Etc Etc HAHAHA As They Touch And Twine There Little Fingers Through My Long Hair Touching And Exploring My Teenie Braids And Beads And Feathers And Flowers HEHEHE As I Whispher In There Ears What I Am And Be And Say In A Whispher It’s A Secret Though
And  I Giggle As There Eyes Grow Huge Like Full Moons And There Little Mouths Open And Shut Like The Fishes After I Have Whisphered And Told Them HEHEHEHE:)

It Be Soooo Funny And As I Say I Be Not Upset Or Angry Or Uncomfortable In Fact I End Up Giggling All The Way Back To My Little Home HEHEHE:)

So Yep That Is What I Learned Today HAHAHA:)

I Be Learned Today That
“The Early Bird Doesn’t Catch The Worm”. Because
“It Catches The Snails Instead” HAHAHA
Cos It Be Like A SNAIL FEST Early Morn Here And The Early Birders Were Defo Having A “Snail Banquet” HEHEHE:)

I Learnt Today Well Ermmm I Should This Eve Really That Noooo Matter How Many Be Times I Keep Telling A Couple Of My Friends TO STOP !!! Trying To Set Me Up With A Man Eeeeeek. “IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN !!!! HAHAHAHA....
Even a Though There Hearts Be Good And They Mean Well ... It’s Soooo Growling Annoying HAHAHA
Not Only Cos “Noooo Way Would I Be Interested In ANY Of Those They Men They Think Is “My Type” As They Say And Think These Men Are !!!
They Think Cos I Don’t Date Or Really Go Out Meeting Peeps Etc Or Club Or Pubs Etc Etc And Not In A Relationship And On My Own
They Cannot ACCEPT OR UNDERSTAND ...That I Be HAPPY The Way I Am And That I’m NOT Lonely Etc Etc Etc
They Truly Just DONT Understand At All Truly They DONT ...
Birrring
Because They Think Through There Heads And There Own Thoughts That “They Would Feel Or Be Lonely Not Sharing There Life With Another So In There Eyes Me And The WHOLE WORLD Are Supposed To Think And Be Like That As Well HAHAHA

But I Do Love Them Both To Bits Though Snd I Know They Just Care And Love Me But As I Say Its Soooo Growly Annoying HAHAHA And Omgoshes You Should See Who They Try To Set Me Up With HEHEHE The Men Are Like DOLLS HAHAHA All Groomed And Sooo Much Scent On Majes Me Sneez Sooo Much My Nose Is Twitch Twitch Like A Bunny Rabbit HAHAHA NOT A Hair Out Of Place And There Clothes Are So Pressed Or Newness So Crisp I Be Surprised They The Clothes Didn’t Snap Crackle Pop As They Walk HAHAHAHAHA And If That Not Bad Enough I Blimmin Couldn’t Understand Half The Time What They Be Saying And Talking About As It Was All Borrrring Stuff Which I Kinda Switch Off Too Not On Purpose Or Unkindly It’s Just I Just Sort Off Zone Outta The Humm Drumm As They Talk About What Car They Got ...What House They Got ... What Office Manager Does Or What As Owner Of Business That Means And What They Gonna Do Expanding The Business Etc Etc Job And What Happened At There Weekly Work Meetings Blah Blah:(



Noooo Be Noooo Defo Not For Meez HEHEHE

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