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Post by itinerantchild on Feb 3, 2019 14:46:46 GMT
You know you are getting old when you realize that the words you used now have opposite meanings !!
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Post by itinerantchild on Feb 3, 2019 14:56:27 GMT
You would not want to go to court to say how bad someones charecter is and say " he is wicked your honour " or when chatting up someone you fancy stopping speaking when they say "shut up ". I find it all very confusing !!!!!
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Post by boaty on Feb 3, 2019 22:40:43 GMT
....when you can't afford to buy the car you scrapped as a teenager...
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Post by bernie on Feb 4, 2019 11:54:31 GMT
....when you can't afford to buy the car you scrapped as a teenager... When you cannot afford motorbikes you wouldn't have been seen dead on back then |
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Post by VanWoman84 on Feb 4, 2019 12:20:04 GMT
....when you can't afford to buy the car you scrapped as a teenager... Oh that's a good one! |
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Post by cricket on Feb 4, 2019 23:23:25 GMT
me too.with a cup of tea at usually 4 pounds for a teapot with a hot water refill and the cost of fuel to get there and the odds and ends extra you buy when there that's probably about 20 pounds at least in the end.When watching trees grow is free that's a lot of money and worthy to be called a trip out. It constantly amazes me the price we are willing to pay for hot water and a tea bag! Take a flask and go sit by a river. Garden centres are one of my pet hates but my OH loves them, to me they are just ridiculous prices for tat, who pays over a thousand pounds for a barbeque FFS? Its about having a look at the sparkly stuff,weird stuff and smelly things...that you cannot afford and have no intention of buying but like looking at and sniffing. |
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Post by boaty on Feb 5, 2019 7:05:47 GMT
Its about having a look at the sparkly stuff,weird stuff and smelly things...that you cannot afford and have no intention of buying but like looking at and sniffing. Sounds like when a group of us stopped off in Amsterdam on the way back from Assen TT. |
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Post by cornishharry on Feb 5, 2019 7:51:49 GMT
Its about having a look at the sparkly stuff,weird stuff and smelly things...that you cannot afford and have no intention of buying but like looking at and sniffing. called it window shopping in my day |
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Post by itinerantchild on Feb 5, 2019 9:24:48 GMT
you know you are getting old when people refer to window shopping as looking at sparkly,weird stuff and smelly things and not intending to buy it !!!!!!
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Post by bernie on Feb 5, 2019 19:02:38 GMT
My Mum still has my Ration Book !!!!
You start to put "little" in front of things you do
"had a little nap" "going for a little walk"
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Post by boaty on Feb 5, 2019 19:04:23 GMT
My Mum still has my Ration Book !!!! You start to put "little" in front of things you do "had a little nap" "going for a little walk" "had a little fall...", "had a little, er, accident..." |
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Post by bernie on Feb 6, 2019 10:09:25 GMT
My Mum still has my Ration Book !!!! You start to put "little" in front of things you do "had a little nap" "going for a little walk" "had a little fall...", "had a little, er, accident..." Yeah, people always have a 'little' accident |
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Post by rhythm on Feb 6, 2019 21:26:12 GMT
....When you can't trust a fart.
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Post by bernie on Feb 7, 2019 7:29:14 GMT
....When you can't trust a fart. Billy Connolly said "I find ay my age, if you are not sure whether you want to go to the toilet or not. Its best to go anyway" |
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Post by itinerantchild on Feb 7, 2019 8:37:58 GMT
He also says that at his age you should never waste an erection !!
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