"It's really very easy to donate. It's simple to do."
"Then I drop it off to the hospital as I pass by it on my way to work. It's just a little bit of effort."
I guess if they're closed at that time of the morning you could leave it with a neighbour, or in a safe place.
" Sorry, I tried to deliver but you were out, so I shat in your flower pot...."
Use can used Yodel or Herpes. If the recipricant is out they'll leave the squashed delivery on the doorstep for some twunt to nick or throw it over the fence into the back garden or if you're really lucky
im gonna dry and donate my dried poo ,or maybe even sell it to all of these people with wood burning stoves ,as a vegetarian ,once dried my poo burns great ,prob burns as good as dried horse or cow poop ,so all of you wood burning stove folk out there ,save yourself a few quid on logs ,become vegetarian ,dry your poop and burn it in your stoves ,get youself out there in the field and get collecting horse and cow poo because once its dried it burns great in the fire ,how else do you thing that they cook there food in Bangladesh ?
Been done here , about 7 years ago I made 250 breezeblock sized horse poo briquettes out of compresed horsey poo ,took yonks to dry and was not very impressive in the giving out heat department . In India and other places they burn cow patts as wood is in short supply , in Ladakh they even collect goat plops for the fire . Luckily I have an endless supply of wood so thanks for your offer, but no thanks
breeze block size is to big ,harder to burn and generate heat ,iff you make them smaller ,about half the size of a house brick ,they will burn quicker ,there will be more air circulation around each part wich in tern will generate more heat
Getting back to being serious for a minute, the state of your digestive system is very important and things like antibiotics or booze (or mouthwash suprisingly) can do untold damage. Too much sugar etc can all have an effect. Its a living culture of bugs, good and bad.