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Post by pyke13 on Jan 8, 2019 22:19:16 GMT
It appears there's a nation wide tinned tattie shortage!!!
So can everyone please look in there local supermarket and let me know where does and where doesn't have the highly prized tin of tatties, thanks
conspiracy theories in no paticular order.
they were delayed on arrival to Heathrow due to drone activity,
ma bungo forgot to buy tin lids and never tinned enough,
panick buying for post brexit shortages,
OGH has bought them all and is going to ransom them off to fund his new battery bank
wandering gypsy has been wandering and bought them all
theres also whispers in dark corners that tinned carrots and tinned tomatoes are also in short supply!!!!
Can anyone confirm or deny these rumours as I have no fuel or money so I'm staying away from the shops as no one wants a criminal record for shop lifting tinned tatties
any information will be treated as top secret and will not be passed to MI5 or any other secret orginasation that may be investigating
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Post by offgrid hero on Jan 8, 2019 22:43:54 GMT
I'd not heard of this predicament, I'm sitting on a small fortune by the sounds of it,nice..
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Post by bernie on Jan 8, 2019 23:13:08 GMT
Just got back from a reduced sweep of the supermarkets (F@@king useless but that's a story for another thread) no shortage of tinned tatties that I can see
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Post by NomadCris on Jan 8, 2019 23:23:11 GMT
I have a 25kg sack of spudatoes but will suss what Tesco has in stock on the morrow.
Good chance theres a shortage because of the invented brexit diversionary drone scares or the ferry companies having no actual ferries like... or... theyre on trucks parked up on an airfields pretending to be stuck in customs checks...
And...folks will be hoarding for the British Empire before ration books are issued. 👍
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Post by NomadCris on Jan 8, 2019 23:59:50 GMT
If you fancy importing your own tatties i can recommend this book  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2019 4:22:34 GMT
No shortages around here. P'raps it's time to rush out and buy a few crates. I could be a tinned tattie magnate.😎
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Post by bigbear67 on Jan 9, 2019 9:43:10 GMT
Taties aren't magnetic silly.....
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2019 10:14:00 GMT
Taties aren't magnetic silly..... 😂😂😂 |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2019 10:26:00 GMT
There was a very poor harvest last year .That might explain ?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2019 10:44:01 GMT
This is true, Bungo. My crop failed completely, we've had no real rain since May last year, and the rats burrowed into and helped themselves to any crops that tried to grow.
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Post by nicklincs on Jan 9, 2019 10:51:51 GMT
Havent seen them in Lidl for ages, but aldi have them.
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Post by VanWoman84 on Jan 9, 2019 11:36:42 GMT
It appears there's a nation wide tinned tattie shortage!!!
So can everyone please look in there local supermarket and let me know where does and where doesn't have the highly prized tin of tatties, thanks
conspiracy theories in no paticular order.
they were delayed on arrival to Heathrow due to drone activity,
ma bungo forgot to buy tin lids and never tinned enough,
panick buying for post brexit shortages,
OGH has bought them all and is going to ransom them off to fund his new battery bank
wandering gypsy has been wandering and bought them all
theres also whispers in dark corners that tinned carrots and tinned tomatoes are also in short supply!!!!
Can anyone confirm or deny these rumours as I have no fuel or money so I'm staying away from the shops as no one wants a criminal record for shop lifting tinned tatties
any information will be treated as top secret and will not be passed to MI5 or any other secret orginasation that may be investigating Information not passed on? Is that why you put it in a public bit of the forum?  I will have a look in Asda the next time I am in  |
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Post by NomadCris on Jan 9, 2019 18:13:01 GMT
No need to pass on info,this place is regular stop for MI5 GCHQ and ministry of justice  |
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Post by NomadCris on Jan 9, 2019 18:16:15 GMT
As for tinned tatties and other incarcerated vegetabules,there appears no shortage in my local screwpermarket -Tesco
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Post by offgrid hero on Jan 9, 2019 18:21:49 GMT
Thank god!,panic over..
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