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does the universe currently have a beginning a middle and an end, where are we in this universe,

so wheres it start where does it end

and dont say its infinate thats to simple an answer

The universe can start and finish where ever you want it to .
You can go down the traditional path of looking up into the night sky on a clear night and then reasearch and you will be given a few pointers , but if it was a lie like man walked on the moon , and I have no idea my self or really care if he did other than what a waste of money it was ,then all the other stuff about space is probably lies , and there is no such thing as the univere Infact the planet earth is if you used the most powerful magnifying glass in the world , which obviously has not been invented yet and you looked close you would see its a microbe and all life on earth are parasites on the microbe .
I like to think of the universe as a bigger version of the Liverpool street/Southend Victoria Railway line . Southend is the planet Earth and Rayliegh the moon and so forth till you get to Romford which is Mars and then Stratford which is Uranus where you can change go into the unknown (underground) , and finally arrive at Liv/street which is the sun.

A more unexplainable question that I would ask is .....How do you stop your dogs being 'bark bombs' during the night . if they choose to sleep on your bed?