My daughter gave me a four pack of bog roll for Mother's Day, which amused me immensely, it could probably be used as currency these days. I put the packet in Iris, and the puppy promptly ripped it to shreds whilst I was in my sister's house, seeing to her. 😂
"What have you done to the cat, Erwin? He looks half dead." Mrs. Shrödinger
Only the Germans would come up with a bogroll calculator............ makes a change from beachtowels
How much loo roll do you really need?
Germans are now able to use a loo roll calculator so shoppers can make sure they have enough to get through the coronavirus crisis.
German supermarkets have been hit by panic buying that has left the shelves stripped of lavatory rolls within an hour of opening each morning. The new website, blitzrechner.de, allows Germans to work out how much they really need.
All you have to do is feed in how many rolls you have and how often you, er, need to use it. You can even adjust the settings to match the number of household members and personal preferences on how much paper to use per visit.
The site reckons a normal jumbo pack of ten rolls should see the average person through 53 days, much longer than the 14 days' quarantine recommended for most of those who test positive for the virus.