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Post by m on Mar 15, 2020 0:55:45 GMT
I have just found out why everyone is buying bog roll.
It's due to people hearing that one person may have the virus in the locality they live and a hundred shitting themselves
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Post by VanWoman84 on Mar 15, 2020 1:04:37 GMT
LMAO!!
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Post by dukeofearl on Mar 15, 2020 12:37:02 GMT
Tesco didnt have it as available as on online purchase yesterday. Im having to send the butler out to collect dock leaves
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Post by cornishharry on Mar 15, 2020 13:04:34 GMT
went to buy a tool chest off market place and they had over thirty family packs of bog roll in garage, when i asked why, answer was, they said on the news that it was in short supply, even at a roll a week between the two of them that is 7 years supply
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Post by offgrid hero on Mar 15, 2020 13:07:14 GMT
Tesco didnt have it as available as on online purchase yesterday. Im having to send the butler out to collect dock leaves Be careful of the dreaded poke through. |
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Post by givingitsomethought on Mar 15, 2020 14:25:12 GMT
I have just found out why everyone is buying bog roll. It's due to people hearing that one person may have the virus in the locality they live and a hundred shitting themselves Lol M!  |
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Post by givingitsomethought on Mar 15, 2020 14:26:20 GMT
went to buy a tool chest off market place and they had over thirty family packs of bog roll in garage, when i asked why, answer was, they said on the news that it was in short supply, even at a roll a week between the two of them that is 7 years supply Idiots, people like that are the problem, bulk buying stuff they don't even need. Twats. |
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Post by dukeofearl on Mar 15, 2020 14:27:57 GMT
Tesco didnt have it as available as on online purchase yesterday. Im having to send the butler out to collect dock leaves Be careful of the dreaded poke through. Nice one. I shall pass your tip on. hope he doesnt ask for gloves. cheeky scamp that he is! |
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Post by fenrisulfr on Mar 15, 2020 14:34:40 GMT
Well, if you do run out there's always carpet............
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Post by dukeofearl on Mar 15, 2020 14:47:06 GMT
Ah the old carpet shuffle. It should be a sporting event for the alternative olypics. Say the longest streak on a double bed sheet.
Get Mcwhirter on the phone Mavis! (Thats my Imaginary Secretary)I think I have a genius idea for next years Crufts. Dog owners class!
[please applause is not necessary!]
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Post by VanWoman84 on Mar 15, 2020 15:24:33 GMT
I haven't laughed so much in a while... |
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Post by dukeofearl on Mar 15, 2020 15:34:36 GMT
Er can I borrow your washing machine...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2020 15:35:46 GMT
I have carers coming in 4 times a day to help with Julia. I have learned not to leave more than one loo roll out for her personal use, as they are going missing daily.
I can't believe that folk will nick loo rolls from a dying woman. I'm not angry, just amazed.
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Post by dukeofearl on Mar 15, 2020 15:45:16 GMT
I have carers coming in 4 times a day to help with Julia. I have learned not to leave more than one loo roll out for her personal use, as they are going missing daily. I can't believe that folk will nick loo rolls from a dying woman. I'm not angry, just amazed. Jeez.. Thats low
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Post by fenrisulfr on Mar 15, 2020 17:20:07 GMT
I have carers coming in 4 times a day to help with Julia. I have learned not to leave more than one loo roll out for her personal use, as they are going missing daily. I can't believe that folk will nick loo rolls from a dying woman. I'm not angry, just amazed. Bastards. I'd be tempted to spray a little deep heat or tigerbalm onto the roll a few sheets in and then put a little scent on it to mask the smell............
just don't let them use it on your sister.
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